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catmask:

catmask:

getting a muscle tank that shows off my top surgery scars is awesome also astoundingly someone thought i was straight today despite literally smacking my boyfriends calf, biting him and calling him baby all within the span of 10 minutes

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totalspiffage:

This is not a defensible legal opinion but NDAs shouldn’t apply to the besties

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pika-memes:

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cikero:

cikero:

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BAPPY LOBTER

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catgirlbutthole:

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

passports…should not expire

actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all

[anonymous ask for @marisatomay]: no passports? how you gonna have people travel between countries? [answer from @marisatomay]: they just go babyALT
[unanswered anonymous ask for @marisatomay]: apparently assholes doing terrorism isnt a thing in your passport free worldALT

i love it here

Me when I’m about to do a terrorism but I am stopped by a cop asking for my passport

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haunthouse:

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todays wikipedia rabbit hole has gone some places

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sylviii:

“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years

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mesmes99:

savedgame:

savedgame:

i dont care about any funny anime gag except for the girl trying to peg her boyfriend and instead of showing sex the next frame is her in a jumpsuit doing maitencne on a manhole

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I read what’s available so far, and this panel doesn’t get into the best part. She can’t get the manhole open with just her fingers, so she grabs a strap on….. which is represented as this:

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sergle:

sergle:

i don’t make the rules AT ALL, but if you mostly spend time in Gay People Spaces then you know about 28 ppl who look like this 

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I caught some!!!

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teacupmotif:

lying across the autopsy table all by yourself, gorgeous?

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roboticoperatingbud:

thecyndimistuff:

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sanguinarysanguinity:

whenfatecollides:

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Xena Warrior Princess 3.05 Gabrielle’s hope

#xena is the rightful ruler of both england and hell- which tracks (@technicolorrelays)

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margoterobbies:

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Barbie Pink & Fabulous ― ‘Barbie’ Los Angeles Photocall
Barbie 1959 ― 'Barbie’ Bondi Beach Photocall
Barbie Day to Night ― 'Barbie’ Seoul Premiere
Barbie Sparkling Pink ― 'Barbie’ Seoul Press Conference
Earring Magic Barbie ― 'Barbie’ Mexico Premiere
Totally Hair Barbie ― 'Barbie’ Mexico Photocall
Solo in the Spotlight Barbie ― 'Barbie’ Los Angeles Premiere
Enchanted Evening Barbie ― 'Barbie’ London Premiere

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murray-wrathbard:

Some good news among all the bullshit

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Hell yeah kings

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