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wizards1977:

wizards1977:

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friend was lamenting the lack of girls in the shonen she was watching so I had some advice for her

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teamrocketgender:

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ex0skeletal-undead:

escuerzoresucitado:

Yellow headed day gecko

Thinking about his small bones

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trekheritageposts:

lacefuneral:

spock is gay compilation

star trek heritage post (July 3rd, 2020)

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tvguts:

aptronyms:

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bugs

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made them an enclosure

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grumpy-gh0st:

Take a bad food

Soft grapes 🍇

Grayish meat 🥩

Waffles soaked with syrup 🧇

Cold hotdog 🌭

Spaghetti with ketchup 🍝

Gas station sandwich 🥪

Candy from Halloween last year 🍫

Old movie theater popcorn 🍿

Leftover takeout from 2 weeks ago 🥡

Green banana 🍌

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petermorwood:

beggars-opera:

Oh ho HO let’s see what villainy is afoot today *opens up the 1891 London Illustrated Police News*

Ah yes, “The Illustrated Police News”, Daily Mail / Express * (or possibly Sunday Sport / National Enquirer) of its day

* Mail & Express are famous notorious for, when at a loose end, publishing Madeline McCann / Lady Diana stories despite their increasing lack of currency.

In much the same way, IPN published nearly 200 Jack the Ripper front-page stories in the four years after those murders ended. Illustrated stories, of course. Also like them, IPN featured many anti-immigrant “here to take your jobs” stories.

IPN got good mileage from murder (mostly horrible, sometimes ghastly, occasionally just shocking), violent or scandalous goings-on (with illustrations to show how violently scandalous) and things to be outraged at (with illustrations to assist in being outraged…)

It was also partial to the adjective “fair”…

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…and I was quite surprised that this one missed out on “fair somnambulist”.

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The captions didn’t miss out on much else.

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Stuff like these:

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Or indeed these:

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Has there ever been a compilation of The Best / Worst Of Illustrated Police News?

I’d buy it for the chuckle factor. ;-P

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shittyalchemist:

I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman

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chimpanzeedotcom:

Epic clap back if someone calls your Jordan’s fake:

Them: you got fake Jordan’s

You: hmm true but in time all shall become dust

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954effpurple:

deeply and passionately kissing a maiden named iced water

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socialistexan:

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elateridae:

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had a fun encounter with a customer today

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megcanic:

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yayoroses:

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iconic!

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this is the plot to mama mia

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