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Marissa, or Rissa, not picky. I'm from Lafayette, LA, US. This is mostly a fandom blog, where I squee over all kinds of things. Don't be afraid to chat!

royalclitoris:

:)

Elves + tiaras

(Source: pointyearedelvishprinceling, via durinesque)

(Source: bootymccall, via suchakidder)

Some kid in my early American history class asked if marijuana was one of the crops the colonists exported to England.

Gotta love college, man.

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

(via theoriginalspike)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*cops knock on door* “open up the door we smell marijuana” WHOEVER SMELT IT DEALT IT i scream at the door. *long pause* *police apologize* *muffled sound of handcuffs clicking outside*

(via tuggysaurusrex)

awkward-elevator:

Anatomy of a Tumblr Post

(via tuggysaurusrex)

enimrac01:

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

image

(via megnesiums)


A student tweeted about a test, and the next day it was the teacher’s desktop background. 

undercover-witch:

microcroft:

urban legends  (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

hearing a noise in the middle of the night  *: ・゚✧ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ

(via megnesiums)

nipplebutt:

*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history

(via tuggysaurusrex)

trojanphoenix:

heatherbat:

aquaticallyinclined:

“When they were little girls, they decided that they would be best friends forever. A whale never forgets a promise.” -Anneliese Juergensen

i have now died. of joy.

I don’t think I’ve seen art of an old mermaid (mermatron? mergranny?) before.
I love it!

trojanphoenix:

heatherbat:

aquaticallyinclined:

“When they were little girls, they decided that they would be best friends forever. A whale never forgets a promise.” -Anneliese Juergensen

i have now died. of joy.

I don’t think I’ve seen art of an old mermaid (mermatron? mergranny?) before.

I love it!

(via buggerygrips)